I’m Sexy and I Know It


The shirt looked like this but bright blue.

Ok so I stopped at the package store on my way home from work and to my surprise I was given a sweet treat.  There was a guy walking out of the liquor store about my height (5’6″), muscular-ish, tanned, and VERY well groomed.  When I say “well groomed” I mean it…he looked like he has gotten his eye brows waxed more times in his life than I have, and I’ve only done it once.  At any rate, 1 time is too many for a man…women love men for their manliness, not for their pretty-ness. Anyways, lets get back to the issue at hand:  Along with his fitted jeans and carefully placed backwards hat, he was wearing a bright chlorine-blue t-shirt that read “I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT”.  Given the description I just gave you, I think we both know that this boy truly believed the words screen printed onto his shirt.

It wasn’t the shirt that really turned me off either.  In some instances stuff like that could be funny…it was the whole outfit together and the way he looked at me when I walked by him.  His eyes said “What’s up babe, look how hot I am”. If  I could summarize “douchebag” into a description, this would be it.

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About erinHasThoughts

I just started eHT in January of 2011, and I'm shocked and humbled that people read it! For some reason it seems like I am always in the most ridiculous situations and witness things only seen in movies, so I like to share my experiences with all of you. Thanks for reading! xo

Posted on June 8, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I don’t know how I never read this post. I just pictured this kid perfectly in my head. And that song played in the background while I read this post to myself. So funny, Erin. Also- you don’t have to get your eyebrows done?! Wicked jealous!

    • LOL Hannah!! ok…so I’m not sure if “I dont have to get my eyebrows done” is the most accurate way to describe it. Remember back in 5th grade when I had 16 stiches right through my eyebrow? ok, well because of that I already have 3 freaking eye brows so I figure I just leave ‘em alone and avoid making a bad situation worse LOL

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